whey (whey) wrote,

Advice from the "Straight" Horse's Mouth

Dear AbbyTONY:

My boyfriend, "Bunny", recently bought two (TWO!) copies of the October issue of Out Magazine. I found them nestled together (I think they were spooning) in a green Barnes & Noble bag. Should I stop over-fantasizingthinking this? Should I assume he's reading it for the articles? Why is John Barrowman such a cupcake of deliciousness?

--Perplexed (and horny) in GheyWhey-Diego.

P.S. Your abandoned journal sucks.
P.P.S. I know I have to send these magazines to Italy, but I think the Captain Jack twins would much rather stay and have me ogle them.
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